#hadeez nuts

[mylowmilo]

Gonna start a fund for my Zagreus cosplay. I think I’ll need fifty or sixty bucks to buy some red leggings, yellow/orange socks, some fabric for his robes, probably some styrofoam for making the skull pauldron and shinguards, and maybe pipe cleaners and paper for the laurels. Oh, and ten thousand dollars for top surgery so I can have one tit out and not get in trouble for baring female-presenting nipples

[feralmimic]

I’m back?

No one probably noticed and that’s fine tbh

Anyway it’s been 3 years and I have myself figured out!

- new job

- new flat

- new relationship

- new hyperfixations

- new pride flags

And that’s me! Happy pride y’all!

[ithinkimfaking]

Ah yes. My favorite character from Ulysses Dies at Dawn by The Mechanisms,,,, Hadeez Nuts

[hodagagenda]

Hadeez nuts

[diamondsspinandsparkle]

HADEEZ NUTS!!!!

art trade with @leg-endaryhero lmao

[witchedcorpse]

Hadeez nuts (I'm obsessed with all three of them, I need help)

[saintjosie]

HADEEZ NUTS GJAJSNFCNCN

i hope you have some context for this because i do not

[starryeyedgazer]

Adding on feat. my friends:

Piper: Hey fuckers (beloved friends)

Leo: Yo who’s the Greek god of the underworld

Nico: No.

Leo: haDEEZ NUTS

Nico: I SAID NO

Leo: TOO LATE

Percy: Do not what the fuck me I am still emotionally reeling from finding out lopster doesn’t have a p in it.

Annabeth: Things you’d see at a pie festival go

Percy: Pie

Annabeth: You’re fired.

Jason: I will fucking dick you

Jason: DECK********

Piper: The pasta fandom do be popping off.

Nico: You mean Italians???

Frank: So I think there was a communication error because all I’m getting is Lion King porn.

Pjo characters as quotes from my friends*:

Will : I feel like amputating our customers is a bad idea

(@caffeinatedgh0st)

Annabeth : Hydrate or diedrate or as Nico said "hydrate or die straight"

Reyna : How strange. They're pretending they don't respect me.

Leo vibing and singing along to California Girls* : -will melt your popsical wohohoh wohoho

Percy trying to take Leos sandwich infront of him*

Leo : wohoho-NOOOOO!!!

Frank talking about how some of Canada speaks french*

Percy walking into the mess hall halfway through the conversation* : Canada isn't even a language but ok

Leo: Oh ya know what? Im going comando in the cinema

Calypso: do not go comando in the cinema

Leo: I'm going comando in the cinema

Percy: Does- does Medusa have tiny snakes for leg hair?

Nico: Imagine the screams as she shaves

Frank sighing*: I wanna be a polar bear

Piper: Why am i arguing with a colourblind person over what colour something is

Jason: Despacito, play Alexa. Wait.

Leo: Cinderella is a straight man

Percy: Hey coach, can I go to the bathroom a sec?

Coach hedge: No, were having fun!

Nico: No amount of Karate will save you from the heat death of the universe

Jason: King of rock and roll, instead I'm the king of stock control

*tbh I'm not even sure about some of these but they're funny and should be on here

[nostroviadrop]

More like Hadeez 2 NUTS

[trisarahtops-sketches]

Dusas & tummy rubs for Cerbie

[hnerysims]

i turned whims back on (honestly i hadn’t even realized that they were gone until just now) and guess who immediately got this whim

i have some bad news for you, theseus

[dpurut]

he is mocking me

[viovio]

boy don't kick hadeez nuts

[1-800-googleimagesearch]

started playing hades and im addicted halp

[gabeswhiterose]

Hades? More like Hadeez nuts

[loloisafangirl]

hades this, hades that. hadeez nuts